Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "****". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language, "****" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John ****ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ****ed by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a ****) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ****); or an adverb (Mary is ****ing interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific ****). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is ****ing beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "****".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings How the **** are you?
Fraud I got ****ed by the car dealer.
Dismay Oh, **** it!
Trouble Well, I guess I'm ****ed now.
Aggression **** you.
Disgust **** me.
Confusion What the ****...?
Difficulty I don't understand this ****ing business.
Despair ****ed again.
Incompetence He ****s up everything.
Displeasure What the **** is going on here?
Lost Where the **** are we?
Retaliation Up your ****ing ass.
Telling time I have to work till 5 o-****ing-clock.
It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a ****ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time -- "It's five ****ing thirty."
It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this ****ing job?"
It can be maternal -- as in "Mother****er".
It can be political -- "**** George Bush."
And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them ****ing Indians come from?"
Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the **** was that?"
And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this ****ing water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say ****?
Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige.
Today - say to someone "**** You!"