A few nights ago one of my neighbors was burgled, they cleared out his garden shed of all his power tools,
So, Thursday night i'm fast asleep (actually about 3am) and the missus wakes me up and says 'Max's barking and has been for ages'
Now Max (12 month old Lab) is in kennels outside and never barks, so i look out of the window and sure enough he is growling and snarling at something down the side of the house.
on goes a pair of jeans and down the stairs i run, quietly open the conservatory door and sneak outside, Max doesn't even look at me he's just growling at something down the side of the house. Then i hear crunch crunch on the gravel path that runs between my house and the neighbors.
Back inside the house grab a maglite and sneak out through the front door, after a while listening to the noises i decide to make my move,
I jump out from the side of the house ready to confront whoever it was,
only to see 2 F*****G headghogs pushing Maxs food bowl along the Path.
Oh how i laughed, unfortunately so did my neighbor who was watching through his landing window.
I know its got nothing to do with stalking but it tickled me.