Fabio Capello walks into the crowded dressing room and says
"Crouchy, I been told you have failed your maths tests so you cant play for England, now we need you out there today so I've been authorised to ask you a maths question. If you get it right, you can play"
Fabio looks croouch deep in the eyes and asks "whats 2 plus?"

Crouchy says thats easy boss, "4"

Fabio is dumbstruck and about to congratulate him when David Beckham walks up and says

"Cant you give him another chance boss?"