This Hod carrier arrives on site driving a Aston Martin super car.
The foreman goes up to him and says , I am somewhat perplexed I just cant understand how someone in your position can afford to drive an Aston Martin, whilst I earn 3 times your salary and all I can afford to run is a Ford Escort!
Tell me how do you afford it?
Arggh thats easy replies the Hoddy I make my money to pay for it through my gambling
in fact everything I gamble makes megga money, theres not a day that goes by I dont make a lot of money through the gambling I do.
In fact I will make a personal bet with you, I bet £50 today you will contract a dose of crabs.
The Foreman thought long and hard and thought what a load of ***** theres no way that I will catch a dose of crabs so he decided he would take the bet.
Finishing time came and the foreman approached the Hoddy and said ,"you my man have just lost £50 as I havent got a dose of crabs".
Hang on a minute said the hoddy I just cant take your word for it you have to prove it to me, so the Foreman flopped out his knob and the Hoddy takes a trowel from the mortar board and places the foremans knob on it while he examines it, he looks underneath and sides of it and after a while proclaims fair enough you havent got a dose of crabs heres you £50 a bets a bet.
The foreman the following day pulls the hoddy to one side and says I cant understand it yesterday you lost that bet of £50 and you said there wasnta day that went past were you didnt make money from gambling.
Arghhh said the Hoddy but what you wasnt aware of I had a £20 bet on with the 300 guys on the site that I would have your balls on a trowel by 5.30 yesterday evenning