If you ever find yourself on a shed roof pulling old wire out of the Ivy. Then think to yourself "If this bit breaks I am going to end up falling off",I strongly advise listening to yourself!!!!.
The two things that saved me from a serious injury were that I held onto the wire and I have a fat arse!
At the moment I can hardly flaming walk and feel lucky to be as stupid as this and still alive considering I fell onto concrete!?
Just ordered online a T shirt with
"I told you so" on it .