A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car

Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind
blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal
to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can
get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 120 mph, then 140 then 160 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this
nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the
police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10
minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can
give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before,
I'll let you go.."

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her