Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the French guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek. The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The French guy thinks: That English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
And the English bloke thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that French ******* again