Mohammad the Afghan came to Manchester from the Middle East, and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said, 'Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, s**t in de bocket, Piss on de s**t, and den put your head down over de bocket, And breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'

Mohammad took the bucket, went into the other room, s**t in the Bucket, pissed on the s**t, bent over and breathed in the fumes for Ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?'

The doctor said, 'You was homesick .'