Bless her little heart.....How sweet........ The secret to long life...
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on
her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every
week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I
don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty," she replied
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