A man and his four year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad, what does a pussy look like?"
The Dad confused, asks him “before or after sex?" The kid says "Ummm before sex"
So the Dad says to him "Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals."
"Yeah" says the son." "Well what about after sex" he says to his Dad.
His Dad replies, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"