A man walks into a Welsh pub and orders a white wine spritzer.
The bar goes silent as everyone stares at him..."Where are you from?
You sound English"; "I'm from across the Severn," replies the man nervously.
"What do you do, just across the Severn?"; "I'm a taxidermist."
"What on earth is one of those?"; "I mount animals."
"Its all right boys," shouts the barman he's one of us.