American woman tourist visiting Edinburgh Castle approachs kilted guardsman and asks if it's true that men wearing kilts don't wear any underclothing, the guardsman says, "Put your hand up and find out for yourself", the woman does this and when her hand comes into contact with his bare genitalia she quickly withdraws it exclaiming "Jeez Buddy, thats gruesome". To which the guardsman replies. "Put your hand up again , it's "grew some" more"