.If this offends then you have no idea or too much money
They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?',
I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable *******s, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of ****in Eastern Europe!'
................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.