Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a f**k) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k); or an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f**king beautiful).
As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "f**k".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings.... How the f**k are you?
Fraud.... I got f**ked by the car dealer.
Dismay.... Oh, f**k it!
Trouble.... Well, I guess I'm f**ked now.
Aggression.... F**k you.
Disgust.... F**k me.
Confusion.... What the f**k...?
Difficulty.... I don't understand this f**king business.
Despair.... F**ked again.
Incompetence.... He f**ks up everything.
Displeasure.... What the f**k is going on here?
Lost.... Where the f**k are we?
Retaliation.... Up your f**king ass.
Telling time.... I have to work till 5 o-f**king-clock.
It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a f**king asshole."
It can be used to tell time -- "It's five f**king thirty."
It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?"
It can be maternal -- as in "Motherf**ker".
It can be religious –f**k the Muslims.
It can be religious again – f**k Jews too.
It can be geographical -- America's going to be f**ked soon.
It can be political -- "F**k the Government."
And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them f**king Indians come from?"
Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the f**k was that?"
And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this f**king water coming from?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say f**k?
Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige.
Today - say to someone "F**k You!"