Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed off now, so he goes to feed the chickens

and he kicks a chicken. He feeds the cows and he kicks a cow.

When he to feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. He then goes back in

for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any

milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't

get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick that pig, so you don't get

any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a

week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "You

gonna tell him or should I?"