A bloke comes home from work on Friday, walks in his house and says "Itís the weekend, tomorrow, me, you and the dog, weíre all going fishing!"
The wife says "Every Friday for the last 10 years youíve walked in and said weíre going f**king fishing, well Iím f**king fed up with fishing, Iím not f**king going!!"
"Fair enough" says the husband, "A quick one or a blow job and you donít have to go"
"Iíll give you a blow job then" says the wife.
She bends down and starts to suck, "eeerrrggghhh your dick tastes like *****"
"Aye, the dog didnít want to come either"