A young boy is going home on his bicycle at night when he is stopped by a policemen on a horse. The policemen says to him,
'Why havent you got any lights on that bike boy?!'
'Santa didnt get me any lights with the bicycle sir' the boy replys.
'oh santa got you the bike then did he, well you tell santa next year to get you some lights for it ok!' said the policemen, and the boy nods his head. The police starts to ride off and the boy stops him and says,
'did santa get you that horse?'
'in a matter of fact he did' policemen said
the boy says
'Well you tell santa the next year that the DICK is meant to be under the horse, not on top!