Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Smooth Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosom
Place your bets. And they're off...!
Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Smooth Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.
At the halfway mark it's Bare Belly on top.
Smooth Thighs open up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Smooth Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At the stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At the finish it's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady taking everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.
Heavy Bosom weakens and Smooth Thighs pulls-up the rear.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.