A bit of background info....
On the estate here we have a self righteous auld bugger that has a private house and a large garden, he has the usual shrubs and fruit trees that he takes great pride in. He has gone to the extent of puting a deer fence around his garden but doesnt bother to shut his driveway gate so effectively leaving a 12' hole in the fence.
On occasion he has phoned asking (no sorry, telling) us to shoot a stag that is chomping his way through the apple trees and has done so again today. These Stags are our hill herd and as you can understand we dont want to go blatting Stags just because he cant be arse to shut his gate, he usually comes out with "well, if you dont do it, Il get someone in to do it".
Where do we stand?
Remebering Im in jockland!