Little Johnnyís Mum announces one night that she must go and see her Sister who down in the dumps and orders Johnnyís Dad to cook tea for them both and then leaves for her Sisters..
Johnnyís Dad isnít happy with the prospect of cooking and little Johnny is equally unhappy with Burnt Micro Chips for tea, so Dad asks what Johnny wants from the Chippy..
Johnny: Oh, Cod n Chips Dad.
Dad: Ok son (and off he goes...)
At the chippy, Dad places the order to be told that they have no Cod left.
Dad: Ok. Haddock then.
Assistant: Sorry sir. We have no Fish left apart from this Scandinavian substitute fish called B**tard Haddock. So called because it has no real parentage
Dad: Ok. 2 Chips and 2 B**tard Haddock then.
He leaves with supper and returns home
Johnny: Did you get it Dad?
Dad: Yes but they didnít have any Cod son... they only had this B**tard Haddock...
Johnny: Oh, I love it when Mums away.... Pass the F**king Vinegar.