Ed and Ted are standing side by side at urinals when Ed glances down and sees that Ted's dick is twisted like a corkscrew. Ed says, "I've never seen one like that before."
Ted says, "Like what?" Ed says, "All twisted, like a pig's tail."
Ted says, "What's yours like?" Ed says, "Straight, like normal."
Ted says, "I thought mine was normal 'til I saw yours." Ed finishes and starts shaking his dick.
Ted says, "What'd you do that for?" Ed says, "I was shaking out the last few drops."
Ted says, "Wow... and to think that all these years I've been wringing mine out."