A man and a woman were engaged in heated sexual intercourse. The woman was screaming and wiggling like she had never before.
Afterwards, she flings the lights on and stares him straight in the eyes.
"You know you were f**king me in the ass, don't you?"
"I wasn't quite sure," replied the man.
"Surely you realized that it wasn't like our normal sex. Why didn't you stop?" pleaded the wife.
"You know how much we men hate to stop and ask for directions..." -------------------- A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoys sex more. "Men obviously enjoy sex more. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" he said.
"That doesn’t prove anything." she said,
"Put it this way, when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around then pull it out, which feels better:
YOUR EAR OR YOUR FINGER!!"
Thats your lot from '' The Squirrel'' for a while I'm off to the Dordogne for few weeks well earned break with feet up and large glasses of the super red wine. Bye.