An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me."

"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.

You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man.

Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, "Times up"?