You've got a really good one there - both wife and knife!
In fact I thought the idea was so good that I figured I'd try to drop a hint here at home as we're always wondering what to buy each other on our anniversary. After 18 years you can only have so many Zeiss scopes....still, she always looks pleased when she unwraps them
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So I printed out your photo, showed it to my wife and asked her what she thought. She burst into tears, slapped me round the face and asked me "who the f*ck is Susan!"
Now I'm in the doghouse.....and it's going to be expensive to get out.
willie_gunn