A guy walks down the street of a local red light area and approaches a prostitute
"how much for a good time love?" he asks "£75.00" she replies "OK he says I may be back in a few minutes" and carries on walking until he comes to the next prostitute
"how much for a good time love?" he asks "£25.00" she replies "£25.00!, why so cheap? I've just spoken to one of your colleagues up the road and she wants £50.00 more" asks the guy
"that'll be because she has a womb" replies the lady of the night
"Eh because she has a womb, don't you have a womb then?
"No" she replies "we have to do it here against the wailings......."