The dyslexic ski party visits the slopes.
The instructor states they must 'zig zag' down the ski hill around the poles......
One in the party states.... "you meen we zag zig around the posts ?? "
'No' states the instructor 'zig zag' !!
"But ....but, i was always told to zag zig not zig zag !!" says the ski'er
" ok....ok" The instructor exclaims, "lets ask someone"...."exuse, exuse me sir,says the instructor ,to a passer by "Do we zig zag....or ........zag zig around the slopes posts ??"
"Hmmmmmmmmm" The passer by mumbles , "I couldnt really say, as im a tobogganist "
By now the ski party are in a tiz argueing.......
"Awwwww fkit" says the ski'er......"Just give me 20 benson & hedges Instead"