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    London Lawyer vs Glasgow Cop

    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON
    and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop. He decides
    to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

    Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.'

    London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

    Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop

    London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

    Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence
    and registration, please.'

    London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

    Glasgow cop says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete
    stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!'

    London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow
    down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration, and you give me
    the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

    Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f**** out of the
    lawyer and says,

    'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon ???

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    Very good. Enjoyed that one.

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    I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, but it was only some fecker with a torch bringing me more work

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