Cheers Trapper
I had meant to put it in the proper jokes section!
If you like Billy Connolly remember a lot of his material is based on the legendary Chic Murray...
Man walking through the Olympic village sees a fella walking past him with a big stick on his shoulder....
Stops him and asks "Excuse me but are you a pole vaulter?"
Man answers " No I'm German, how did you know my name was Valter....
( Walter but in German accent, it is not quite the same when you are writing it down)
All the best
Ben