Phoned up a solicitor company by the name of Murphy,Murphy,Murphy and Murphy
I said "Can I speak to Mr Murphy please?" the guy on the end of the phone said "sorry he's in a meeting all day"
"OK then can I speak to mr Murphy then please", "sorry hes just gone to lunch"
"OK then can I speak to mr Murphy then please", "sorry hes on holiday all week"came the reply
"OK" I said "Can I speak with Mr Murphy please" the guy says "Speaking!"