A scotsman and his ever nagging wife were on holliday in jerusalem
when the wife suddenly died. The undertaker said "it will cost £5000
to ship her home, or £50 to bury her here". The husband said "ship
her home". The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her here
in the Holy Land and save the money". The husband said "listen here
pal, a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3
days later he rose from the dead am no taken any chance.........
SHE'S GOING FU*KIN HOME "!!