Well, I'll be there and I'll be drinking tea. Dammit, I must be a poof
Oh well, I'll just have to hope I can find a sugar daddy who likes 6ft5 heavily bearded bald blokes
Wonder if I can get him to buy me a Purdey?
That said I'm sure I've seen Mike drinking tea on the stand too. Perhaps he'll come out at the show...
Ooooh I can see lots of closets being empty!