Had a chap ring up and book 3 days in january tonight, nothing strange there you say.
I asked for deposits and he agreed.
Then he asked for a hotel, not a pub.
Ok we have a couple but they are expensive.....He agreed, then asked if they would allow pets? No they won't I said.
Could I sneak it in?, he enquired.
You can't leave it in your room I said so not the done thing. You will be found out.
I will bring it stalking he said.
What sort of dog is it?. I said.
Its a monkey he said, but only a small one
Thats a first for me.
Anyway i suggested he booked with another guide.
Watch out lads.