I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out my new
doctor is a young female; drop-dead gorgeous!

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I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional -
I've seen it all before.
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."

I said, "my wife thinks my d**k tastes funny"