DOG FOR SALE :
A guy is driving around the back woods ofMontana and he sees a sign in front of abroken down shanty-stylehouse: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees anice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock ofhearinga dog talk, he says 'So,what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discoveredthat I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told theCIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting fromcountry to country, sitting in rooms with spiesand world leaders, because no one figured adog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies foreightyears running...
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had amess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on