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    1 liners

    "I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again."

    "As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog."

    "Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

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