A woman playing golf teed off & and watched as her ball hit

a man playing the next hole. He clasped his hands together

at his groin, fell down and rolled in agony. She rushed to

the man offering to releive his pain as she's a physio.

The man declines, but she insists. She gently took his

hands away, undid his zip & put her hands inside. She

massaged gently for several mins. & asked "How's that?"

He says "Feel's fantastic Luv - but I still think my thumbs