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    A very good explanation!!!!!!!! . . . .

    A VERY GOOD EXPLANATION!!!!!!!! . . . .

    The wife came home early and found her
    Husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

    And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife,

    The mother of your children!
    I'm leaving you .. I want a
    Divorce right away!'

    And the husband replied,

    'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
    'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

    And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young

    Lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so
    Down and out and defenseless that I took
    Pity on her and let her into the car..

    I noticed that she was very thin, not well

    Dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

    So, in my compassion, I brought her home

    And warmed up the enchiladas I made for you
    Last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor
    Thing devoured them in moments.

    Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested

    A shower, and while she was doing that, I
    Noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
    Holes, so I threw them away

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her

    The designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

    I also gave her the underwear that was

    Your anniversary present, which you don't
    Wear because I don't have good taste.

    I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you

    For Christmas that you don't wear just to
    Annoy her, and I also donated those boots
    You bought at the expensive boutique and
    Don't wear because someone at work has
    A pair the same.'

    The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding
    and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

    'Please ..... Do you have anything else that
    Your wife doesn't use'?

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