A guy sitting at the bar in the airport in Brussels noticed a very beautiful woman sitting next to him. "Wow! She's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant," he thought. "I wonder which airline she works for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned toward her and uttered the Delta Airlines slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, puzzled stare and he immediately thought, "Oh, ****! She doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned toward her again and said, "Something special in the air?"
Again, she gave him a blank, even more puzzled look. Mentally kicking himself, the man scratched Singapore Airlines off his list.
Wracking his brain for another airline slogan, he hit upon Thai Airways, leaned forward and said, "Smooth as silk."
Fed up with this nonsense, the gorgeous woman turned to him and said, "What the f**k do you want?"
The man smiled, leaned back in his chair and said, "Ahhhh, Ryanair!"