A woman was being given a tour of a hospital. She looks into a side room and see's a man mastubating. "Thats awful" she said to the doctor. He explains that the man has an incurable condition where his testicles fill with sperm so fast he has to do it 5 or 6 times a day or he suffers aawful pain. "Poor man" say's the woman. She then looks in the next room and see's a nurse giving a man oral relief. "Explain that then" she say's to the doctor. That's asy he say's he has the same condition but he is on BUPA!