An Aging Optimist
"Ya know, when I was 25 and got an erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands..
By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.
By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.
I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."
"So, what's your point?"
"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!?"