An Essex girl is involved in a serious crash, there’s blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she’s lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: "Ok I'm going to check if you're concussed" Girl: "Ok"
Medic: "Ok then, how many fingers am I putting up?"
Girl: "Oh my god, I'm paralysed
from the waist down!"