A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a pint of the pubs best beer.
The barman duly serves the pint and says "That will be £5 please".
The gorilla pays and struts off (in a gorilla fashion) to a seat in the corner.
After a while the barman is intrigued and walks over to the gorilla.
The barman says "Hey, do you know, we dont get too many talking gorillas in this pub"
"Not surprised, when you charge £5 a pint" came the response.
Oh how I laughed