A couple made a deal that whoever died first they would come back & tell the other all about the after life. Husband died first and made contact.
"Is that you Fred?"
"yes I've come back to tell you what it's like. I have sex in the morning then breakfast. Then off to the golf course then more sex. I sunbathe, then have sex again. A quick lunch, romp round the golf course then sex for the rest of the afternoon. Later I have a bit supper and even more sex"
"Oh Fred you must be in heaven"
"No, I'm a f**king rabbit in Norfolk"