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    The Rooster and the Cat.

    A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily eyeing the cat food on his side.

    The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I know, if we run and jump high enough we should be able to make it to the other side."

    The cat responds, "Okay, let's give it a try."

    The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed.

    The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.

    The Moral of the Story: For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!

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