Hunting in Canadian Woods
A Canadian and a Texan were hunting in Canadian woods when a Mexican runs across the field and the Canadian shoots and kills him.
You can't do that! cried the Texan....
No, it's OK, it is legal here in Canada, replies the Canadian.
Later that night the Texan goes to buy some beer and puts the beer on the roof of his truck to open the door.
Just then a Mexican runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.
The Texan thinks, No problem and he shoots and kills him. As he is getting his beer a Mountie comes and arrests him.
But I thought that it was legal to shoot Mexicans here in Canada. protests the Texan.
Well yeah, it is,says the Mountie but you can't use bait!!!