One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell,where the devilish waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here,"says the devil. You are on my list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you, I'll letoneof them go,but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.
George thought that sounded pretty good,so the devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in and surfacing, empty handed. Over and over and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said, I don't think so, I'm not