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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
    after they got their tent all set up,both men fell asleep.
    Some Hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

    The Lone Ranger replies, " I see millions of stars."

    "What that tell you?" asked Tonto

    The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, " Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
    Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
    Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beutiful day tomorrow.
    Whats it tell you, Tonto?"

    "You dumber than buffalo or deer *****. Someone stole the ferking tent."
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    Heheee nice one SWR

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