A Scotsman's Chili

A hungry but penniless bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.

He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms folded
staring blankly at a bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the
hungry blokebravely asks,

"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"

The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke and
says, "Aye,ye can gae richt aheid."

Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl over
to his placeand starts spooning it in with delight.

He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in
the chili.

The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili
back into thebowl.

The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."