A Scotsman's Chili
A hungry but penniless bloke walks into a seedy cafe in Glasgow.
He sits at the counter and notices a Jock with his arms foldedstaring blankly at a bowl of chili.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, thehungry blokebravely asks,
"If you aren't going to eat that, mind if I do?"
The old Jock slowly turns his head toward the young bloke andsays, "Aye,ye can gae richt aheid."
Eagerly, the young bloke reaches over and slides the bowl overto his placeand starts spooning it in with delight.
He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse inthe chili.
The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chiliback into thebowl.
The old Jock says, "Aye, that's as far as I got too."