"DAAAAD ....... !!!! "
"LOOOOOOOOOOOK ........ !!!! "
"NOW BLOODY WHAT ..... ? "
"I got a chicken ...... "
"What, where - oh for crying out loud, Kiz, you soppy stupid daft mare - that's not a chicken, that's what's called in some circles - now watch my lips ...... a fe--zzz--ant. And it's Sunday ... and they're out of season anyway ... and it's illegal to kill them this time of year. So now you're a dangerous little criminal as well as everything else."
"Yeah, yeah - alright - yak, yak - whatever !! Anyway, bo**ocks to all that - can I get a bit when ya've cooked it ?"
Bloody terriers, especially Border x Lakelands .... remorseless and without shame to the core.