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    Little Girl in Pet Shop

    A little girl goes to a pet shop and asks, "excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"

    the shopkeeper's heart melts. he gets down on his knees so he is on her level and says,

    "do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown one over there.?"

    the little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers... .

    " i don't wealy fink my pyfon gives a phuck..."

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    I am stealing that!

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    A cracker! (and I'm having it also)

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